Funniest Chuck Norris Facts
June 3, 2009 | In: Funny Facts
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please.”